Falling BirdsThey dropped almost simultaneously out of the sky and lay there, tiny little dead bodies.
Upon inspection they were covered in blood.
Upon further inspection there were little holes in their bodies.
Upon even further inspection the little holes seem to match up particularly well with shotgun pellets.
Upon looking down I realised there was only one explanation.
My shotgun chamber was empty.
2011 Dunfermline Apocalyptic mystery solved.
God gave up on Dunfermline long ago.